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Who let the dogs out?

03:27 <Skyblayde> I fucked up. I tried to be a Dragon amongst Dragons. I get it, i'm not. All I ask now is permission to idle as is the #suidrewt way and only speak when spoken to, and learn from you all in the mean time.
04:51 <Skyblayde> I will ride on my own credibility in the mean time.
04:51 <Skyblayde> and attempt to build/establish myself with good deeds.
Set by: matt



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when negro's attack! on Thu Feb 17 05:57:42 2005 by sorrow
if a black guy twice your size is standing just outside the door, and you are barely inside the door, calling him an asshole might not be the smartest thing. especially when you are high with your three other white boy buddies who are also half the size of Mr Mean-Nego-Sir. its not just an insult of him, but it soon becomes an insult to his mother, and he may be inclined to knock all of you out in his hip-hop rage! as if that was'nt enough, don't invite blackies girlfriend over to your racist friends house, and get her drunk while your friends still maintain that they hate black people. don't ever let her leave her purse in the car, and call her black boyfriend to pick her up, and then not remember where her purse is. he may come over with all his 15 buddies, claim you stole her purse, and put guns to your two white friends in their attempt to retrieve the purse from the car. then again, the cops might come and arrest them for being illeagally black in a white zone. ;p

New Zephyr information leaked! on Mon Jan 24 20:06:45 2005 by vcv
Information on what will appear in zephyr has been made available. Below is a TEXT file found on the zephyr development site.

mIRC Emulation mode
Options to emulate stupid mirc stuff
o [ ] Add stupid grips to non-movable toolbar
o [ ] Use inconsistent dcc data
o [ ] mirc 5.x mode
o [ ] display picture of khaled
o [ ] make you register
o [ ] never get your registration key
o [ ] enable dcc exploits
o [ ] years between updates
o [ ] open zephyr web site randomly on connect
o [ ] make default server list have mostly non-existant servers and networks
o [ ] make all files ini's with nxx=line

BitchX Emulation mode
o [ ] Display annoying colorful ascii art on start
o [X] Auto-ignore on by default

o [ ] beat stacey with a spork
o [ ] would you like to place a bet on vip's next child's conception
o [ ] put zephyr link in aim profile
o [ ] rape file extensions
o [ ] install a zephyr control panel service (or "zervice" if you will haha)
o [ ] create a Windows 3.1 Program Manager Program Group

o Kill Unix Developers
o mIRC sucks donkey dick
o Fucking...
o Sloat sucks
[Message edited by vcv]

Wow. on Thu Dec 16 22:59:07 2004 by matt
Well, it's been a year and I haven't posted anything, heh. Currently I'm rewriting mnews, to get rid of all the hacked together crap that has accumulated over the past few years. Once I get that done, I'll see about adding new features.. although I can't think of anything right now.

P.S. Thanks Sloat for fixing the rendering in Firefox.

That time of year again. on Sun Nov 14 18:39:15 2004 by God
Saved from last year but it all holds true:
Well it's that time of year again. Everyone disrupts their life to get together during the holidays. Family that hate each other, "friends" that would kill each other before going to the pub to have something to drink. I just don't get it. We spend so much time durning the end of the year forcing each other down the others throat that we can not stand to see them for another 10 months. How about we all relax and just hang out a bit. Fuck this bullshit that we are supposed to forgive and forget during this time of the year. How about we say screw it, and be the same ol' happy people we are during the rest of the year. I for one am sick of the stress. God says fuck jebus, fuck the family, and fuck the friends you could care less about the other 10/11 months of the year.

I hate you all

Election 04 Issues on Thu Sep 23 00:53:15 2004 by Sloat
Many serious issues are at the heart of the upcoming election:
- Iraq
- The Economy
- Everything else

But one of the most repeatedly dodged issues by both major party candidates is the creation of another BBS on liek.net.
Both the president and the challenger have offered little insight in to their position on the matter.

In a secret presidential debate (although not actually secret, it was scheduled during Monday Night Football, so no one on earth watched it), both candidates were posed the question: "Should liek.net get another BBS?"

John Kerry responded first: "I was a hero in Vietnam. And when I was in Vietnam, I served my country with distinction. In Vietnam, I went on secret missions, on which I served with honor. What I know is, that if President Bush had gone to Vietnam, I would have been totally better in comparison. Other than that, I agree with whatever he is about to say."

President Bush rebutted: "Nukyulur weapons..."
Mediator: "Uh.."
Bush: "No wait, I'm not done. 'Merica will win against terrorism. If John 'The Fairy' Kerry is elected, it will be total disaster. Not only will the terrorists win, but the Earth will crumble and armageddon will rain down from the sky as if God himself was pissing tobasco. Now, I'm an optimist...but the World will weep, cradled in its own blood high atop the mountain of sorrow if John Kerry is elected."

"Oh yeah, I like him but he's wrong and he sucks."

Third party candidate Zorlon for the Federated Monster Party spoke at a press conference in slightly more cryptic terms:
"Ob jyal N'gaht! Tuhni Algalham jo' Nt-eht mia ollap tyr na niquon!"

Reached for comment about the statements the candidates have made, liek.net maintainer Matt said, "No, there will never be another liek.net BBS. Now the country can move on to more pressing issues, like Britney's wedding."

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