Holidays suck on Mon Dec 22 21:19:39 2003

by God

Well it's that time of year again. Everyone disrupts their life to get together during the holidays. Family that hate each other, "friends" that would kill each other before going to the pub to have something to drink. I just don't get it. We spend so much time durning the end of the year forcing each other down the others throat that we can not stand to see them for another 10 months. How about we all relax and just hang out a bit. Fuck this bullshit that we are supposed to forgive and forget during this time of the year. How about we say screw it, and be the same ol' happy people we are during the rest of the year. I for one am sick of the stress. God says fuck jebus, fuck the family, and fuck the friends you could care less about the other 10/11 months of the year.

I hate you all

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Posting for posting sake on Tue Dec 16 20:41:51 2003

by God

Yep, woo, spork.
That was some ride there folks. Now I return you to your scheduled internet activities.

God
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Attention on Sun Nov 2 01:50:50 2003

by vcv

I would like to announce the creation of the 'RX and chiefmojo are pansy ass bitches' fanclub. Anyone is welcome to join. Thank you.

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. on Tue Oct 21 01:34:38 2003

by matt

Chiefmojo would like to announce the creation of the 'I hate Death, Steve, and vcv fan club'. He is currently accepting members.

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My Penis on Sat Oct 18 19:37:05 2003

by sorrow

I was at work, talking with the Bisexual employee. He's a nice kid, though I do admit to you all that I do make crude jokes about his gay lifestyle when I am alone. These jokes are often rude and repeating them to him would certainly hurt his ass-loving heart. I strange conversation came up though, and I thought it funny. He may not know how I took it, and may not think much of it. To me though, he is just so SILLY!!!
So we are talking about Manager Appreciation day, and he begins to tell me the story of how one of the Checkers at my store asked him what he would do to our Store Manager in appreciation. He slaps his ass, and begins to say "Kiss my ass". Is it just me, or does the sound of a brownie dipstick saying those simple words make you giggle inside? My first reaction was, "Are you serious?"...then the "You would like it", and so the chain continued. I don't know if you think I am rude or stupid for being who I am, but that's okay! I still think the funniest picture to imagine in your head would be him eating ass for lunch in the backroom (refering to a conversation I had with our manager Jim, he rocks!)

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