Prizym at college on Wed Aug 28 13:34:33 2002

by matt

http://www.liek.net/images/priz.jpg

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Microsoft being sued again on Wed Aug 21 14:01:10 2002

by vcv

Hello fellow losers.

I am posting here to inform you all of the lawsuit I am bringing against Microsoft. I would appreciate all the support I can get in this lawsuit.

As you all know, Microsoft was in court for "integrating" Internet Explorer into their operating system, Windows. It was set as default browser out of the box, and despite being able to use whatever browser you wanted anyways, Microsoft was being sued for it.

So today, I have decided to sue Microsoft for "integrating" notepad into their Windows operating system, making it the default text editor, and thus stiffling competitors! I believe it to be an unfair advantage Microsoft has over other companies that make and distribute text editors. Microsoft should not be allowed to "integrate" notepad into their own operating system!

Again, I appreciate all the support I get in this lawsuit.. Thank you.

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Prizym Blows Cow For Crack on Mon Aug 19 14:12:32 2002

by Lithium

Late today we heard word that Prizym finally finished blowing that cow for the dime of crack he was promised. Due to the enormous size of the cow's member it took prizym 3 days to complete the task. This is a huge step backwards for crackwhores everywhere.

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Web languages banned on Wed Aug 14 15:20:18 2002

by vcv

A large number of languages used for webpages have been banned from being used. Languages include PHP, ruby, ASP(vbs/js), assembly, c++, and coldfusion. Perl was exempt from this banning, and will be the only language that web developers are allowed to use from this point on.

Some people were outraged at this. "I love my midgets!" exclaimed one web n00b named Steve.

The person responsible for these bannings chose to remain anonymous and was unavailable for comment.

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Liek under investigation by SEC on Thu Jul 25 17:03:51 2002

by Sloat

This just in: The SEC has been checking the accounting practices of liek.net for a week now, after an anonymous tipster told them that Matt of liek.net had been recording the site's assets as liabilities.

"We can't figure out why anyone would do this," An SEC spokesperson said. "Normally, when you cheat on accounting, you GIVE yourself money."

Matt of liek.net, said that he isn't in charge of the books and that one of the other founders is. "This is the last time Lithium does anything," he said.

Lithium was unavailable for comment.

--Sloat News Service [7.25.02]

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